i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
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I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
Saw this screencap and uh..
A+ hottie alert
Let’s give him a name
and completely inappropriate fanart
wait hold the fuck up are we just gonna ignore edgar allan poe on the right there
In a better place
imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker
I don’t even know where to begin